First of all, we need an audience. Here's the female waiting to be entertained...

...although perhaps if she looks in the opposite direction he'll try harder!

I'm just making sure the audience is settled down and ready for the show...

...I'll start the show off with a wing spread and my buzzing noise.

With the wings out wide, it's time to bring the tail into the dance, here's the bottom view..

..and this is what it looks like when it is raised.

Perhaps you'd prefer the back view?

For my next song, a variation on the buzzing theme..

...with another tail raise to add to the fun

Cor blimey, this is tiring me out...

..but, on with the show!

We're coming to the good bit, are you ready for this?

Ladies, I give you - wait for it...

The Full Monty!

And with that, the female looks suitably impressed and off they go to do the fandango or whatever it is they do after the show!